just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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