Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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