Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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