I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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