i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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