do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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