I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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