No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
