1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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