Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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