She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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