You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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