People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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