i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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