Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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