Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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