lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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