Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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