I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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