Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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