D3 body, D1 cock
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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