actually, I'm a sock model
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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