Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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