My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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