People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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