what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
high people should be assigned attendants
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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