i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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