Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am available for nakedness
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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