I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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