i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he thought i was a dude.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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