I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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