If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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