Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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