Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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