Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
please don't ironically join a cult
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