She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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