Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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