You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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