her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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