I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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