If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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