I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
