Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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