My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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