He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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