Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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