Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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