You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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