so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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