Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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