Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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