Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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