in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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