I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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