Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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