i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Randomize
