How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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