You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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