I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just google imaged poop.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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